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Monday, September 15, 2008

okay time to clear up all the cobwebs, damn thats a whole shizzle of em. (i have no idea what im talking about)
firstly, lets warming welcome a new member to my family! (psst, it aint no baby, teeheeheeee)

drum roll plssss......

like hello KTM!!!! =D

i got pit crew ah sia, helping me tie my helmet nyehehehhee. no lah, i couldnt tie my helmet with
the gloves on so i radioed for help!! "HELLP!!"

its me and my KTM!!!! wheeeeeeeee. hahaha this baby is a joy to ride i tell you. damn powerful, suspension damn good for offroading, and its powerful! did i mention that its powerful already? hahahahaha jk jk.

the best part about cornering offroad is that, u can power early and u can slide around in the dirt! like drifting like that nia! hahaha (check out the amount of tracks i left at the place)

gotta tell you, this shall be my new exercise machine! hahaha, my whole body tired already after riding it around for about 30 to 40 minutes. damn fun i tell you. hahahha

oh, did anibody ask hows my itp? WELL ITS GOING DISATEROUS! hahahaha

i got attached at this S-Team Switchgear Pte Ltd. sounds professional doesnt it?
www.s-team.sg

website looks okay too.

so i thought to myself, hmmmm shud be quite a good place to work with lah.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
after the first day, it had so much impact on my life that i started hating the place during the first lunch break. hahahhaha

NUMBER 1 : THE BLOODY PLACE GOT NO AIRCON. WTH LAH. fasting month and working in a place with no aircon. how nice. everiday i pray that it rain throughout the day, so its like a makeshift aircon. you know whats their reason for not having aircon? "scared when aircon spoil, then water drip into the electronic box, then shod (not short noe) " dun want spend money to cool the workers just say lah

NUMBER 2 : i start work at 830, and end at 530. during working hours, youre supposed to STAND ALL THE WAY. sit down, and the supervisor will happily come and start his popular lecture of "only bosses can sit down".

NUMBER 3 : AM I IN CHINA OR WHAT. i feel like im working in china. cos im surrounded by china ppl. and they are like so dumb, cannot talk english. i think sooner or later i can eavesdrop on what chinese ppl are talking without them noeing that i understand chinese siaaaaaaaaah.

NUMBER 4 : did i mention that its a factory job? after all that i have learnt in poly, i am doing a job which is for china ppl, which requires pretty much low education. anddddddd, my trainer talks to me like im so dumb, "ok this one, make the drill turn right, this one make it turn left, so if u want the screw to go in, u must make it turn right, so u press this make it turn right, not left ah! ".

NUMBER 5 : THERE'S WORK LIKE FOREVER. i hear other ppl in itp got sleeping time lah, got slacking time lah, got play game lah boss see also nevermind, mine its llike walau eh!!!! alwaes got work! want to go toilet slack also cannot. OH YA TOILET. shall explain that next, aniwae cannot slack sia, slack only got supervisor appear from no where to give lecture again. in pure broken english. cos my supervisor chinaman. he think his hair cool, so we nicknamed him "FLAT-TOP". did i mention that his flaptop is senget (sloping) to one side?

NUMBER 6 : THE TOILET DAMN BLOODY DISGUSTING. i can tahan toilets that are dirty like those in hawker centres where like the cleaner obviously slacking sumwhere, but this workers toilet is a whole new level of disgust for me. hahahha. i think cleaner want to come and clean also he will disown the toilet and sae that its not his duty sia. so yeap, there goes my sleeping / slacking area if im damn tired.

still got more, BUT HECK i can never stop complaining. hahahahaha ok la enough for now! =D

shall update more when i get pics of the workplace, to show u guys the true meaning of what im saying. hahaha. till then, TAKE CARE!!! =D

oh, btw, i think i ___ you. (psst, its not like =P)

~ FARAWAY..;
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